Hola my name is Macy and I'm just changing my description because my other one wouldn't fit in the box

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glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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ifearfornightvale:

based on (x)

ifearfornightvale:

based on (x)

vulcanprodigy:

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

keyword being little, i presume

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theycallmebrick:

Well that’s just grand.

theycallmebrick:

Well that’s just grand.

landorus:

i said ‘no homo’ but deep down it was totally homo

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Tagged: hannah ali

fetters:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

fetters:

chocolategelato:

Husky and golden retriever mix

this looks like a toasted marshmallow husky and i love it

castielsteenwolf:

eastcoast-royalty:

castielsteenwolf:

i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”

like u do know that people can’t control their acne 

it’s not their fault

don’t be a dick

theres this cute guy who sits in front of my in biology who has acne i would still hit it, fuck i hope he dosent see this….

YES HELLO WE ARE LOOKING FOR A BOY WHO HAS ACNE AND IS CUTE AND SITS IN FRONT OF THIS PERSON IN BIOLOGY

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kikmessenger:

wow looks like they finally released my biography

kikmessenger:

wow looks like they finally released my biography

gayrussianmurderbaby said: HOT HOT HOT LIKE A TATOR TOT

HOT HOT HOT MORE LIKE NOT NOT NOT

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Anonymous said: HEY HEY BAYBAY YOU LOOK LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUCKET OF SEXY MHMM YES MA'AM AND YOU HAVE A FACE OF PRETTY

WOAH NOW GET OUT DONT SAY NICE THINGS TO ME I’LL STOP EXISTING

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jetgreguar:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

like honestly this comic makes me smile every time

jetgreguar:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

like honestly this comic makes me smile every time

666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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